Which are you?
Vain - A person who loves the smell of his own farts.
Amiable - A person who loves the smell of other people's farts.
Proud - A person who thinks that his farts are exceptionally fine.
Shy - A person who releases silent farts and then blushes.
Impudent - A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs.
Unfortunate - A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.
Scientific - A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution.
Nervous - A person who stops in the middle of his fart.
Honest - A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons.
Dishonest - A person who farts and then blames the dog.
Foolish - A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
Thrifty - A person who has several good farts in reserve.
Anti-Social - a person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
Strategic - a person who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
Sadistic - a person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate.
Intellectual - a person who can determine from the smell of his neighbour's fart precisely the latest food item consumed.
Athletic - A person who farts at the slightest exertion.
Miserable - a person who would truly love to but can't fart at all.
Sensitive - a person who farts and then starts crying.
