Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But i don't know your name!
Woman: that's in the phone book too.
Man: So what do yo do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: "No parking."
Man: Hay, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: "Do not enter."
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized!
Man: I'm here to fulfill your every fantasy...
Woman: You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Hey cutie, how about you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species...
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
