-- Yo momma's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
-- Yo momma's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
-- Yo momma's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
-- Yo momma's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
-- Yo momma's so fat, when people try to drive around her, they ran out of gas.
-- Yo momma's so fat, someone ran around her twice, and got lost.
-- Yo momma's so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
-- Yo momma's so fat, that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
-- Yo mamma's so fat when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, the doctor gave her 1-3 years to live.
-- Yo mamma's so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
-- Yo mamma's so fat when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
-- Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.
-- Yo momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
-- Yo momma's so fat, she bumps into people when she's sitting down.
-- Yo momma's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.
-- Yo momma's so ugly, someone took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
-- Yo momma's like a bubble gum machine...five cents a blow.
-- Yo momma's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
-- Yo momma's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.
-- Yo momma's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
-- If my dog had a face as ugly as yo momma, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
-- Yo momma's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway!
-- Yo momma's so fat she bungie jumped and went straight to hell.
-- Yo momma's teeth so yellow she spits butter.
-- Yo momma's so old that when I told to her to act her age, she died.
-- Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV and I missed 60 minutes.
-- Yo momma's clothes are so ugly, the only thing uglier is -- yo momma!!
-- Yo momma's so fat, she can't even jump to conclusions.
-- Yo momma's so old, when she was in school they didn't teach history!
-- Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
-- Yo momma's so cross-eyed, when she cries tears roll down her back.
-- Yo momma's so ugly, she scares blind children.
-- Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
-- Yo momma's so ugly, a freight train took a dirt road to avoid her.
-- Yo momma's so poor I went in to the front gate of your house and I tripped out the back gate.
-- Yo momma's so fat when she died they have to widen the gates of heaven!
-- Yo momma's so fat, she's the same height standing up or lying down.
-- Yo momma's so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
-- Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we lose an hour of day light.
-- Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
-- Yo momma's so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
-- Yo momma's so fat, when she was at school she got to sit with EVERYBODY.
